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Name: Laura
Age: 32
Married: Yep, newlywed!!
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Thursday, December 19



I was trying to not drink coffee everyday, cuz it starts to mess with me and makes my stomach hurt, then I get headaches and whatnot. I work like 10 feet from the front door of a Starbucks, and during the holidays they have a coffee drink called a "Gingerbread Latte"....holy shit man they are soooo good. And now I'm hooked again. First thing I think about in the morning..."ummmm coffee...yumm yummm". I got some of the Gingerbread syrup thinking I'd try and save money, and just add it to the crappy coffee here at work. Nope.....just aint the same man.

Boss is leaving for Hawaii for X-mas, and guess who has to "hurry up" and get shit done before she leaves? Yep ME. Her and I work in the accounting dept, and with the month ending (not to meantion the year too), we are very busy. I get a check to install and pay on, and tons of PO's and Invoices AREN'T in the system. Which means I have to stop and put them in, then go and pay them. It's a total pain in the ass, and very very time consuming. This is what she doesn't understand. I've been here for 2 years (coming this Feb) and before I came, she used to do the work, yet for some reason now, she says she doesn't remember how to do it and wishes she could help...yet in another breath she says..."are you done yet"? FUCK NO, fricken help me and maybe I might get it done before your off getting layed (the flower lays silly) in Hawaii. I need a vacation!!!

On a happier note another storm is on it's way, and you know that means.....yep CRAZIES on the road!!! My favorite!!! NOT.....is it Saturday morning yet??

written by Laura 9:26 AM

Wednesday, December 18


Today I feel like;

Remember on the movie Shrek, when Shrek took a frog I think it was and blew it up and made it into a balloon for the princess....welp, that's how I feel, all bloated and just like a balloon. If ya stuck a needle in me, I'd POP. Hmmmm might not be a bad idea....naaaa I hate needles, nevermind that idea.

Anyhoo....when it's my time to go up in the big sky, I'm gonna schedule me a little sitdown with missy Eve.....ohhh yes me and her have some words to swap. Mainly me wanting a answer as to WHY she had to go and bite the damn apple...WHY WHY WHY....do you understand the pain I go thru every stinking month, after month...because you just HAD to bite the apple. Geeze. Oh well...here in about 2-3 days, I'll forgive her and all will be well.

Ok, just one more thing, I noticed something last night watching Lord of the Rings, for about the sixth time. And I thought to myself, how come those drug activists haven't said something sooner (or at all for that matter). There is two separate scenes (only two I've noticed) where the Wizard "Gandolf", and Bilbo Baggin's are smoking pot, then another scene Gandolf's "boss" the head Wizard tells Gandolf he's been smoking too much of the Gnomes (they say something else but I forget the word) leaf. haha...I think it's funny. I didn't notice this before last night. But I wonder if anyone else noticed that too...I'm sure someone has had to....but what makes the activists start screaming about stuff...and what doesn't? Cuz....really if they wanted to, they could have said something ..

written by Laura 8:27 AM

Tuesday, December 17


This picture says a LOT about me!! Thanks SICK you RULE!!

written by Laura 3:37 PM



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written by Laura 3:33 PM



Damn this rain. Why is it that people let out all the craziness they hold inside and let it out when it rains? Good lord. The people that usually drive slow are driving faster...and visa versa. Sometimes I wish my car had wings, and I could just push a button and whoosh...there I go up up up....and away from the crazies.

I need to get my internet connection back at home. My husband let the account run out, and then his credit card expired, and now we are web-less. And I'm about to go straight bonkers without it.


written by Laura 8:40 AM

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