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Wednesday, April 23
I was searching around for some more clown pics....and I stumbled on to this site called "Clownfreak", yet there is nothing about clowns. Just this recipe on how to make your pee blue! Do people actually sit around thinking about stuff like this??? Guess this is proof that YES people do......so in case your oh so interested on how to turn your and other people's pee blue...here ya go, now you can't say I never gave ya nothing....
How to make blue pee!
Tools:
-Liquid Litmus (comes in a little container that you can easily purchase at local drugstores or science stores.)
-Teaspoon
-Someone's Drink (preferably EVERYONE's drink)
-Straw or Party Stirrer (whichever is available to you)
Directions:
1.) Take someone's drink when they're not watching and carefully (read now, kids...CAREFULLY) put half (HALF) a teaspoon into the cup and stir briskly for a few seconds with the straw or party stirrer.
2.) Put the drink down and continue with the next...and the next...and the next...until you feel you've done your job.
3.) Relax and watch the pee turn blue!!
Precautions:
NONE!! This was tested and is really safe to do. It's not toxic, as long as you don't overdo the litmus, I said only HALF A TEASPOON per cup. Remember, the pee turns blue for a few hours to a day, depending on how many times the person pees to flush their wastes out of their bodies. The more the person pees, the sooner the color is flushed from their system.
There is a new show on after Monster Garage called “American Chopper”. It’s a Dad and Son outfit, doing business as Orange County Choppers, out of New York. I had seen previews about the show, and thought it looked pretty damn stupid. All the previews showed were the son and dad arguing about why the bike wasn’t finished, or whatever.
The bikes were cool looking, but it just didn’t grab me, so I didn’t watch it.
But this last Monday there was a few motorcycle shows on, “Motorcycle Mania”, doing a documentary on Jesse James. Then of course my fav Monster Garage. Then this “American Chopper”. This time I said what the hell, and watched it.
At first it was ok, I can sit and watch grease monkeys working any day. Especially when what they are working on is all shiny and chromed out! After about 10 minutes, I’m asking myself WTF is this?!?!? All the dad does is yell and bitch about what and how his son is putting the bike together. He’s not doing it fast enough, he’s not this he’s not that, calling him a dumb shit and stuff. For the love of pete he would be soooooo dead by now. I mean it’s constant. No let up. Well I take it back, once the bike is all done, good ole pop’s is proud and happy. But damn. I kept yelling at the TV…”Hey pop’s why don’t you fucking HELP instead of bitchin’”. Never once did I see him help. Just bitch.
The son is a cutie; he looks especially good test riding the bikes after they are done. This particular show he was putting together a $150,000 bike, for “Trim Spa”, some diet shit. Personally the bike was too gaudy, but on the same token it was pretty sick. I think it was the wheels or something, just had too much “extra stuff”. They built a “Spiderman" bike for Wyclef Jean from the Fugee’s. NOW that bike is sick as fuck. Here is a picture of it:
spidermanbike
I might watch the show again, just to see the bikes. But I’ll mute it, so I don’t have to listen to the dad bitch and moan. Monster Garage is so much better, this time they kinda tore up a Nascar, one of Richard Petty’s. They made it a “Street Sweeper Nascar”!!!! The Petty’s auctioned it off for a charity. It was pretty cool, they worked in the Petty Garage, not Jesse’s place. Richard came in and met everyone. Wish I coulda been there!!
Monday, April 21
Man, I haven’t been here in a long time. Wow. My damn computer is on the fritz at home, actually it’s our Internet connection, and so I haven’t been able to post from home. Then here at work I’ve been so damn busy closing the month out, that I haven’t had time for squat! Hate that. No life lately. Just driving, working, and sleeping, that’s about my extent to living lately. That and loving my puppy.
Speaking of my pup. I don’t have a digital camera of my own, so my husband sometimes borrows a camera from work, but lately it’s been used by the sales department, so I haven’t been able to take any pics of the cutie yet. But hold on to your chonies I’ll get some up soon, one way or the other. His name, by the way is “Driller”. The guy that had him before us, named him. It’s after some band he liked or something. Each day I can’t wait to get home to him. He sure has a soft spot in my heart.
Hate to go from love to hate, but I have to get this off my chest. I’m going to take down my Laci Peterson button, because they found her. Not the way I was hoping they would but nonetheless, the case is over. I would like to say to Mr. Asshole Peterson, you WILL rot in hell you sorry waste of flesh, and blood. I can’t and won’t ever understand how someone could do such a fucked up thing like kill your pregnant wife. Let alone just killing your wife. But your pregnant wife, and your unborn son. Sick, sick, SICK. Makes my stomach turn.
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