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Friday, May 2
This is perfect for a Friday Laugh!! I got this e-mail this morning, give it a try and let me know your "new name". Mine is "Dorky Chickenbrain". I can live with that. I'm pretty flexable on Fridays. No worries!!! haha...
The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"
by DavePilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to
determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Ok, don't forget to let me know your new name!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, May 1
I was checking out Kimberly's quitmeter to see how she was doing and was nosing through the comments and ended up clicking around, (I liked the "nsane1" signature I'm weird like that). I found this picture checking out his blog and HAD to share, it cracked me the hell up!!! Thanks Ken!!
This is what he had written to go with the picture:
Dear Sirs:
I am writing to you for further instructions to what the next step is for me to take in protecting my family from possible attacks by terrorists.
I have my duck taped....now what?
Alright this is too funny, today someone did a search for "how to pee blue"....man o man I had no idea that people actually WANT to pee blue!!! That is just too funny. Got me hooked on checking my site meter. Just get a kick out of seeing how people get to my site.
Just want to take this moment also and give Kimberly props for making today her first day of a smoke free life!!! She's got a quitmeter up and everything!! If your thinking of quitting smoking join the crowd, she's got a bunch of people quitting with her!! It's a good thing...smoking is caca!! I used to smoke as well. Just got to me one day, and I decided I didn't like it anymore, and it didn't like me. So...I made a plan and quit. It was hard, but I'm damn glad I did it. Sometimes when I drink alcohol and see someone smoking I want one....but then I think of how I will feel in the morning, and say...no way jose. They always made me feel like a elephant was standing on my chest. Just wasn't for me. Never should have started. But....with living with my asshole father it made the stress easier to deal with. Plus both of my parents smoked, so I was doomed from the get go.
Wednesday, April 30
Would you believe someone actually did a search today for blue pee!!!! haha....of course they came to the right spot, got me a recipe for the famous blue pee right here, yes I do!!!
I'm also noticing a LOT of hits to my site from people doing a search for Laci Peterson Wedding Pictures....why? Someone tell me why they would be looking for her wedding pictures. I mean it hasn't happened just once or twice, today I've had 24 hits so far, and they are a mix of people looking for stuff on choppers then for Laci's wedding pictures. Too weird. But I guess that's better than doing searches for "pic's of people pooping"....still can't get over that one. Sick I tell you....
Seems I can't post until Wednesday these days. My phone line at home is full of static and we are having it repaired, so I can't log on at home either. Normally I would have more time at work to post, but with my boss working in my office these days, it's kinda hard. Plus she sits right behind me, so I can't post if I wanted to. It sucks. But she has every Wednesday off. So I have a day where I can do "my" thing.
Nothing else new going on really. The dogs are doing good. The older one seems to be happy to have the new guy around. He's getting all kinds of exercise trying to chase him around the yard. The cat is still freaked out. But, in time it'll blow over. She's just had it her way for a long time, and now she's gotta share the love and it's pissing her off.
My husband's band have their first live show this Saturday night in S.F. They are playing with about other 4 bands, and D.R.I. is headlining. Should be very cool. It's been a while since he's played live. I'm anxious to see the crowd and their reaction. It get's my adrenaline going when the kids go off on the music. The bigger the pit gets the more the band goes off, and it just makes for a awesome show.
Ya know...I checked my site meter thingy this morning, and there are some SICK ass people in this world. Why would you do a search for "pic's of people pooping"? HAHA say that 10 times fast!! But seriously....what the hell? Better yet, how in the hell does that relate to my website? Geez....it's funny how these search engines pick out key words on your site. I've gotten a lot of hits from people looking for the American Choppers site. One person searched for "American Choppers Suck"!!! Wouldn't you know, they got me first in the list!!! heehee....gee wonder why? Did I say they sucked...hmmmm why yes I did. MAN does that show suck some major ass-a-rama. I tried to watch it again this last Monday and just couldn't sit through it. The stupid drama is just too ridiculous.
So........has anyone made someone have Blue Pee yet??? Hmmmm??
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