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Wednesday, May 7
Ok am I alone here, when I say this is one of the dumbest things ever?!?!? Watch it take off like wildfire. So girls, next time your doing the pee-pee dance cuz there is a line outside the porta potty, you'll definitely know why now....
Microsoft Plans Toilets With Web Access
By The Associated Press
SEATTLE - Now on the way: "Surfing on the loo" with Internet access at portable toilets.
The iLoo being developed by the MSN division of Microsoft Corp. in Britain is a standard portable toilet — a loo to the English — with a wireless (news - web sites) keyboard and extending, height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat.
There would also be a "Hotmail station" with waterproof keyboard and plasma screen on the outside for those waiting in line.
MSN officials say they're negotiating for the manufacture of toilet paper imprinted with Web addresses that users may not have tried.
"The Internet's so much a part of everyday life now that surfing on the loo was the next natural step," MSN marketing manager Tracy Blacher said. "People used to reach for a book or mag(azine) when they were on the loo, but now they'll be logging on."
The device is expected to be in use at festivals this summer in Britain, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported Tuesday. There's no word on if, or when, the iLoo will make its way across the pond.
Happy Hump Day!! Boss is gone today!! Whooo hoooo 
Ok, would someone that hits my site doing a search for Laci Peterson Wedding Pictures, PLEASE tell me why your interest in her wedding pictures? I'm just very curious, why? Most of my hits are from people doing that exact search. Like probably 20 a day. It's trippy.
I was in a pissy mood for a couple of days. Yesterday was my Father's birthday, and I always dread it. I feel this anxiety every time. I have to go get a card, and I can't get a "your the best father ever" card, gotta get a funny one. The other's are too fake, and I'd be lieing anyway. Then even if I mail him the card in time, I feel I should call too. Some year I'm not. Just cuz I fucking don't want to, hate the sound of his voice. He doesn't and wouldn't call me. He even had my mother e-mail me and say thanks for his card. He just erks the shit out of me. All I've ever wanted my whole life is just to have a decent normal father. Nothing special. Just someone I could talk to, if I needed. Someone that wouldn't judge me, or put me down, someone that doesn't lie, steal or cheat just for his benefit. Just a fucking real father ya know? Anyway, I sent the card, called. Got it all out of the way, until Father's Day. Then I'll be all stressed out again. I try not to. But I always feel guilty if I don't do something, or at least call. I just can't lower myself to his ways. I have to always be the bigger person. Couldn't live with myself any other way. In my eyes, he'll always be a loser. And I will see to it, I'm never like him.
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