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Name: Laura
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Tuesday, July 22


See just when I need a laugh good ole Fark is there for me...

Flying underpants cause car crash

BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of flying underpants have caused a crash on a German highway after they landed on a driver's face and blocked his view, police have said.
A police spokesman in the central town of Gotha said one of a group of naked men in a van threw the underwear into a Volkswagen Passat as they passed it on a busy stretch of one of Germany's notoriously speedy autobahns.

"The underpants landed on the driver's face, causing him to ram the truck ahead from behind," said the spokesman, adding that he did not know why the men were driving along naked.

No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene.

written by Laura 1:56 PM



Still no sign of kitty. None what-so-ever. We were talking to the neighbor the other day, she takes care of the strays in the area. We asked her if she might have seen our kitty, and she mentioned she is missing 3 of her cats as well. I called the SPCA and we put up a couple of flyers, searched around calling her name, but no word. She's gotten out before this, many times before. This time was different, she never called out to me like she used to. I would go outside, and she'd meow like to say..."hey here I am", even if the dogs were barking right in her face she'd meow to me, not this time. Not one meow. Nothing. This Friday will be 14 days since she has been gone. She was my first cat. My father hated cats so we never had one growing up. My husband doesn't really like them much either, but we both felt sorry for this kitty when we moved from Fresno, she was left behind by the neighbors when they moved. So we took her with us on our move. We'd had her for about 5-6 years. I just feel bad. Like maybe I shouldn't have brought the new dog home, but we were helping him too. I just thought that over time the cat and him would get along, or at least learn to live together nicely, her and our other dog ended up learning to live together. Guess I was wrong this time.

I haven't touched on my work drama lately. Simply because it hasn't changed much. Still the same ole shit. The other day I was told they are looking for someone to replace my supervisor. YIKES. And that "things are going to get worse, before they get better"......lovely. I just wake up in the mornings with the biggest fucking smile on my face...just can't wait to come to work don't' ya know.







written by Laura 1:51 PM

Monday, July 21


Just a wasted shell
Is how you’ve made me feel...
When will I get over
The words you choose to spill?

What made you make me?
Why did you bring me here?
All I’ve ever wanted
Is to live without your fear



My first poem ever. I thought I'd try and let out all this hate I have stored inside. If you couldn't guess, that poem was written with my dad in mind.

written by Laura 2:23 PM

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